The Truth about Girl Talk

Guys I’m going to answer something that you always wondered. What do girls really talk about? Now if you’re a Sex and the City fan, you already know the answer. We talk about sex, men, vibrators, size, and more sex. We also talk about other women, kids, shoes, food, work and volunteering, among other things. Personally, I think women are way worse than men when it comes to raunchy topics. I’ve had times where girls would talk about things that would make our guy friends blush.

Not too long ago, I was over at a girlfriend’s house for dinner. There were four of us there; (‘M’ who’s got a boyfriend, ‘J’ who has crazy wild sex with a guy but isn’t serious, ‘V’ who just got out of a six year relationship (and he’s her only ‘one’) and yours truly, who isn’t currently sleeping with anyone and had a first date with a guy that same day.

We’re at the dinner table enjoying a nice dinner and some wine and the conversation quickly turns to sex. M says she hasn’t been able to climax with her boyfriend, that she only can with her Magic Bullet vibrator. So I suggest she go back to basic masturbation and not use the bullet for a while, or introduce it into the bedroom. She says tonights the night and was planning on bringing some toys in that night, pass the wine.

Then we get on to the fellatio discussion. M says they don’t have oral sex because she has TMJ and that he doesn’t reciprocate because she doesn’t enjoy it. I say poor guy to that but also that someone isn’t doing something right, how could she not love it? We stay on this topic for a while, there’s a lot to discuss.

In hindsight it seems like I had a lot to comment on regarding our table talk. Maybe it’s because I’m a few years older so of course, a bit more seasoned when it comes to the bedroom. Let’s face it, you can’t live in a sorority with 65 women for three years, and then be married and not have some good stories. Even if a single woman sleeps with one or two people a year (not a weekend), over a ten year period, that’s over 20 people to compare notes on.

I’ve also recently had the discussion re: circumcised vs. uncircumcised with one of my girlfriends. Now I’ve seen all the Sex and the City episodes and don’t ever remember it coming up, but that would have been a funny one. It’s just one of those things that you typically don’t expect, but it works the same nonetheless, but it can be a bit of a surprise if you’re not ready for it.

Let’s just say that no topic is off limits. Married, single, it doesn’t matter. Amount of sex, waxing, PMS, Playboy and some other things that I can’t even print. Granted some ladies are a little shy about sex talk – just get them to a Passion Party and they’ll open up.

I’ve always said I don’t kiss and tell, but I guarantee, if it was something memorable, good or bad, you know it’s going to come up in girl talk. The one thing I’d caution on is that if you sleep with someone and it’s not that great, don’t tell everyone if you plan on dating said person again, otherwise that is all people remember about your new squeeze. If your guy is quick on the draw, I don’t want to be talking to him at a party and worry about saying something accidentally about it. (Can you imagine, he says something witty, you’re like Wow, you’re quick, um, I didn’t mean it like that) .

Some things really are better left to the imagination.