You’ve all heard these dating rules, something about the woman is always right, blah blah blah. I’ve got some personal rules to add, but might need some help clarifying. Here’s my top three (maybe four):
Number One rule. No married guys – it’s a complete waste of time if they are married or living apart but haven’t freaking filed yet. But I’m now running into a gray area here. What about someone going through a divorce? What if their divorce has been going on for over two years? How do you define it, that they’ve actually FILED for divorce? I’ll take some input on this. Personally, I think I’m calling bulls&*( on this, I’ve been divorced and it only took 90 days. Granted we didn’t have custody or alimony issues, but still, come on. Two+ years?
Number Two. No threesomes. Sorry guys, I know you all have this big fantasy about girl-on-girl, but I’m not interested. I think the only time people want to do a threesome is so they can get a free pass to cheat on their SO or spouse. I had a friend of mine tell me her husband wanted to have a threesome with me one time. Besides the big EWWWW, I knew the only reason he mentioned it because he wanted to sleep with me but knew I wouldn’t since I was friends with his wife. I should also mention that he was the work partner of my EX boyfriend. Nice, freaking cops.
Number Three: I personally don’t sleep with more than one person at a time. This would be different than a threesome, more like a ‘one woman man’ rule. I mean if I’m dating more than one person, and happen to sleep with one of them, then I won’t sleep with the other ones. Or if I’m regularly having sex with a guy I won’t have sex with another guy, even if we’re not serious and it happens to be in a different area code. So here’s my dilemma – who gets priority? What if you meet someone, maybe not sleep with them, but want to at a later date, then you don’t talk to the guy for a while, start dating someone else, but then run into the first guy out and about and end up hooking up? I know that’s hard to follow, but work with me here. I’m having a flashback of being in the Department of Motor Vehicles and taking a number. I guess when you’re totally done with your number you can move on? I’m not sure on this one.
I’ll have to get back to you all on Number Three. I still haven’t figured it out. I guess wait and see what happens with Door #1 before opening Door #2. Door #3 is really going to have to wait, especially if he hasn’t filed yet.
My big question is where were all these guys six months ago?
3 responses so far ↓
Savior // January 17, 2009 at 6:56 pm |
I mean no disrespect but, declaring that people that want threesomes only do it so they can “legally” cheat… is a very bold statement.
Sex isn’t just about physical pleasure and sometimes involves psychological arousal. Off the top of my head…
WHY WOULD SOMEONE WANT A THREESOME…
1) They are aroused by the idea and sight of another person pleasing thier partner.
2) They want to see if they can learn something new.
3) They want to see if they can give their partner a better orgasm than someone else and boost their self esteem or reduce their insecurity.
4) They are bored with their “same old” or “repetative” sex life.
5) A man might prefer a MfM over a FmF because he really wants to hear his lover SCREAM from DP.
If I had to write an essay about this I am sure I could come up with 400+ reason why a person might want to have a threesome.
I’d actually rather have a MFM and not a FMF… but i’ve always been a little different.
nohostbar // January 17, 2009 at 8:25 pm |
Savior thanks for your comment. I’m not trying to make a bold statement, I realize some couples jointly want to do threesomes. But in my experience, I stick with my earlier opinion. NHB
Savior // January 17, 2009 at 8:43 pm |
I kinda figured that, but it is impossible to know for sure until you get a response