Real stories from the local paper. I swear, you cannot make this shit up.
The first story: This guy falls asleep while driving, car flips on the freeway, totaled. Luckily the driver and passenger are OK. Investigators said the driver crashed after falling asleep. He was expected to receive a ticket for driving with his wheels off the roadway. They really have a ticket for that? Talk about adding insult to injury, I mean he totals his car and then gets a ticket on top of it.
Genius #2: This other guy driving a Hummer gets rescued after driving his rig down a boat ramp and barely makes it out alive. He admitted after his Hummer was towed out that he’d had about six beers. (Does that count as a couple beers?)
Apparently he decides to do the Hummer Water Limbo and starts driving down a boat ramp into the water. How low can you go??? He gets to the point where all his passengers bail out, the rig gets stuck and by the time he’s rescued his head is barely above water. He later tells the officers that he was testing out his new tires. Hey, let’s see how far this baby will go down in the water, hell they use these for freaking combat missions, I’ll bet we could cross the river if we try. You guys in? Let’s do it.
There’s a lesson in what not to do while driving. Too funny.
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