Slowly…just back away from The Bullet…
My BF got a Magic Bullet for her birthday and is completely obsessed with it. Between she and her two daughters, they have been lighting up the kitchen making smoothies, spaghetti sauce, and who knows what other concoctions (is it me, or is that a funny word). Now they are totally addicted. I knew this would happen – I got the bullet a few months ago and it is totally awesome. The difference between our households is that they actually use it for food preparation, while so far mine has only been to invent new cocktails (surprise, surprise).
She sent me a text while I was at a party Saturday night to tell me she got one for her birthday. I turned to one of my girlfriends and was like, oh hey, my friend got the magic bullet for her birthday. She gave me this look somewhere between shock, being appalled, and then mildly amused – she totally thought I was talking about a vibrator. Which, is the exact reaction the BF had when I told her about my purchase. Geez, do we all have our minds in the gutter? Why, yes, as a matter of fact we do!
This is not an infomercial, but if you like blended drinks, or making smoothies, this is the best $50 bucks you’ll spend. We’re talking more instant gratification than a new sex toy. I was watching tv a while ago and this ad came on…hey, you…yes, you – try a Bailey’s Shiver. Just mix ice, Bailey’s and blend. I swear they were talking to me, I think they hypnotized me because it looked so tasty I had to try it. I whipped one up in less than 10 seconds, and they were right, it was delicious. Not quite better than sex, but close.
What perfect timing. I got a call from my sister this morning saying that mom was sending me a “magic bullet.” I thought to myself WTF is this crap. Well I’m glad to see that my bud in WA has enlightened me again. Its a drink mixer…sweet!! Maybe now I can get some hotties to stop by for a drink…..or three….and then see whats instore for the rest of the night!! I LOVE being single!!