Normally if you heard this, you’d think it was a message from MADD…not so in the case of one aforementioned swinging communities (see my ‘Schwingtown’ post) in Boise, Idaho. Yep, it’s confirmed by one of my informants in Les Bois, she has actually talked to someone who lives smack dab in the middle of wife-swapping, couple-sharing, free-wheeling Hidden Springs swingtown. I guess the friend is not into swinging, but is going to start shopping with a pineapple in his basket to test out the legend and see if he can get picked up by a couple at the Albertsons. What does a zucchini and two oranges mean?
Apparently one of the most popular social functions is to go to a party, couples leave their keys in a bowl at the door (separate bowls for men & women), get their groove on, then at the end of the night, grab a set of keys from respective bowl, and that’s who they go home with! I’m curious, do they also have a candy dish of Viagra next to the keys?
Do you think that they have their favorite swapping partners? What if you got one of the ugly people, could you get do-overs? (Hey, best two out of three) Or how about the guy that really wants to live out his MILF next door fantasy, what if he draws the one that’s got a visit from Aunt Flo? (Robin, don’t even say it.) Or you know how women talk, what if you got the guy that comes up ’short’ in the sack? I guess you’d just have to suck it up, take (or give) one for the team, and hope for a better set of keys the next time around.
For some reason, I can just hear the 70’s cheesy porn music in the background. And you all wonder why I have pictures of Bret Boone and Mark McGwire on my keychain…at least I know I’d end up with a sports fan.
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Steve // February 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm |
I didn’t know there was so much happening at HiddenSprings. If the rumors are ture, then the springs won’t stay hidden for long. I’ll try shopping with a pineapple in my shopping cart too. Maybe a pair of coconuts and a juicy buttnut squash. Which Alberstons should I shop at?