Does she have a private?

One of the funniest things from my recent road trip to Boise was getting to meet my friend’s kids. 3 boys – 2, 4 and 8-ish. For some reason, little boys just love me. Girls, not so much. Jac’s son Isaac fell in love with my dog Layla. He’s two, so you can only understand tidbits of what he says. But it was very sweet when he brought out his bunny and blankie for her nite-nite.

The middle son Elliott was so funny. We were chillin and talking about the dog and he asks ‘does she had a private’. So Auntie doesn’t want to overreact, but takes a lesson from her friend Chris (who does the frank talk with her girls, don’t get too excited, tell it like it is). And I was like, yes she has a private.

Then he tells me that he saw a private once on a boy dog. Well, Auntie saw a private once too. Maybe more than once, if you count the XXX Getting Off Campus porn that we rented on a wild college weekend. Much to our suprise, it was gay porn. Not that there’s anything wrong with it, but we should have known ‘All Male XXX’ meant exactly that.