Two-fer Tuesdays

So I guess the new buzzword is “Tuesday” meaning, if a chick is a real biatch, she’s a Tuesday, as in CUNextTuesday.  My  best friend and I were watching a show and this little slut was just a stupid bitch so I said something about her being a little ‘C’ word.  I remember the word ‘box’ was one of our faves as well.   Who never said, you dumb box?! She said she could never say the ‘C’ word.  I don’t have a problem with that one, but just don’t ask me to say the four letter F word that isn’t the F-bomb.

It’s funny, everyone has something.  She can’t say pop either, must be a southern thing because my buddy from Texas informs me that no one says pop, it’s soda.  I do refuse to say ’assume’, as in, using it makes an ASS(out of)U(and)ME.  But then again, I also can’t say no to free drinks and a cheesy pick up line.